Triage

When Jeff’s patients check into the ER, they’re triaged according to emergent need. You have to laugh at the people who put “head ache” as their symptom, because they’re going to get put at the bottom of the list, right?

Let’s see how I would fare if I reported any time in the last few weeks.

Symptoms I may be experiencing:

*Severe hunger
*Severe exhaustion
*Severe blah
*Perma-PMS
*Swelling in or around the abdomen
*Craving of random items of food:
-- chicken artichoke alfredo burrito
-- sourdough smoked turkey gouda artichoke Dijon sandwich
-- mozzarella pepperoni pineapple olive quesadilla
*Emotional response to such things as:
-- Ariel kisses daddy good-bye
-- Animal Planet – Lion taking care of gazelle baby
-- Primary lesson for 4 yr. olds on tithing
-- Climax of Halloween book read to 1st graders in class
-- Belle whispers, “I love you” just in time
-- Anakin digs Ahsoka out of the rubble against all odds
*Clear complexion
*Great hair
*General glow
*Ultrasonic tests show signs of alien life inside

Do I need help, or what?

Oh, and we’ve been shopping around. We’re going to go from the Black Pearl:


To something like these beautiful vehicles:

We’ll need this vehicle on or around June 25th.

Whaddayathink????